April Fools

Over my previous weeks devoted to frequent meditation and the study of human nature, I have concluded that the shift we see today...

Mounting consoles release date concerns should be hushed, at least for a moment. Speculation has pointed towards their big next-gen console getting pushed...

by Colleen Meosky It’s no secret that the Buffalo Sabres roster includes many Swedish names. It was the reason why the team was selected...

As the debate over statehood for Washington D.C. rages, with the opposition consisting mainly of arguments citing its heavy Democratic leanings, House Republicans have unveiled their plans for a 52nd state. Meet the brainchild of the Republican Party: Middle Dakota.

Making up 40% of the world’s mammal population, rodents are a diverse and hardy group of animals. They can be found thriving in great open plains, muddy rivers, and freezing tundra, all while surviving mainly off of grasses and plants. In addition to their excellent survival skills, rodents also are among the most intelligent of mammals, exhibiting complex skills such as cognitive biases towards certain objects and even possible metacognition (awareness of one’s thought processes).

The four cardinal directions are north, south, east, and west. Accordingly, the four Williamsville high schools are North, South, East, and ... West???  Yes,...

As the Class of 2024 is finishing up their college application season, new information has been released by the Guidance Department. Due to many students failing to follow the proper rules for an Early Decision Application, many top Ivy League Universities have blacklisted Williamsville East High School.

The Williamsville East guidance department, thanks to proposals from the English department, intends to add a Feminist Literature course to the catalog starting in the 2025-2026 school year. The course will cover written works with feminist rhetoric and involve class discussions, essays, a creative writing assignment, feminist poetry, and—obviously—annotated reading.

Fear him or love him, East teacher Dr. Redmond will be running as an Independent candidate in the 2024 general presidential election.

It’s truly a Titanic romance! Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are officially reunited, but this time, they’ve finally announced that they’re dating!