Giorgio Fontana: The Explorer Who Was Erased From History (April 1st Edition)
Your teachers, your school, your country, and even Tim and Moby, have been lying to you.
Sabres Win a Game (April 1st Edition, We Hope)
In a shocking turn of events, the Sabres upset the Flyers last night 4-2, ending their 18 game losing streak. This victory was a longtime coming for the miserable Sabres fan base and struggling players.
Trump’s National Library Will be One Folder of All His Tweets (April 1st Edition)
As of now, the library is planned to be constructed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and will be made entirely of solid gold, including all of his signature writings.
Ted Cruz Denies Terminally Ill Child Final Wish to Visit Senate, Cites “Capitol Security...
Last week, the Texas Senator voted to deny a terminally-ill 11 year old’s dying wish to visit the senate while it was in session on the basis of “Capitol Security Concerns”.
Teachers Can See Your Tabs In New Zoom Update (April 1st Edition)
Get ready because teachers are already able to update their Zoom accounts. Here are some things you need to know about these new updates.
Local Teacher Dissed by Government Issued Cease and Desist (April 1st Edition)
By Cian Colgan and Seth Gellman
Source: Made by Cian Colgan, original image credit to Tim Trockoe
Williamsville East chemistry teacher and Pendleton conservation board member...
APRIL FOOLS – RussiaCo Company Profile
While the DOW Jones and nearly every company might be taking hits right now, one new company that recently established itself has been...
APRIL FOOLS – North and South to start Unity in Diversity clubs
After years of bartering and negotiations, North and South have both successfully obtained approval to start Unity in Diversity clubs on the same scale...
APRIL FOOLS – Joe Biden announces ice cream pop-up shops
by Joelle Silvestri and Maler Suresh
Biden vs. Sanders, the battle of the year. With the next elections coming, YOU may be wondering who...
APRIL FOOLS – Console Release Dates To Be Pushed Back Due To COVID-19
Mounting consoles release date concerns should be hushed, at least for a moment. Speculation has pointed towards their big next-gen console getting pushed...