How I Met Your [Dying?!] Mother

Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother and then she died.

It’s been a good 9 years of How I Met Your Mother that were filled with yellow umbrellas, slaps, and ducky ties. On March 31st it is all coming to an end, Ted will finally meet the mother, Barney and Robin will be married, and Lily, Marshall, and their kids will be living a blissful year in Rome.

What’s in store for us fans at the end of the season? What is going to happen to Ted and the gang once it is all over? Well I can’t tell you that, because I don’t know. There are plenty of theories of course but none of them have been confirmed by the crew of the show.

One very popular theory is one that might kill us all if it happens. For a couple of years now fans have had the thought in their mind that Ted is telling this story to his kids to remind them of their mother-because she died.

Now, personally, I didn’t realize that this might happen until it was all laid in front of me in a recently aired episode, Vesuvius, Ted and the mother are shown talking about an old story where Ted is telling her how Robin’s mother did end up coming to the wedding. The mother responds “Of course she showed up. What mother is going to miss her daughter’s wedding?” Of course the answer is a dead mother. Ted then appears to be fending off tears. This has led tons and tons of fans to believe that the mother dies and most likely will not be at her daughter- Penny’s wedding.

Now this isn’t the only hint that we’ve that has led us towards the idea of the mother’s demise, back in Season 8, Episode 20 Ted showed up at the mother’s doorstep and tells her that they are going to fall in love and get married. He also says that he wants those extra 45 days with her. This could mean that the mother is fine but it could mean that she dies a lot earlier than he does.

This could all be a load of crap of course, we are all aware of Craig Thomas and Carter Bays habits of messing with their viewers. There was Robin’s pregnancy scare, Lily leaving Marshall on more than one occasion, and Barney getting married to Quinn-they were all hoaxes. The only hint that we have gotten from either of them is when Carter Bays commented about the hour long finale on March 31st, ““We’re very excited about it because I think it’s going to be really heartbreaking, and sweet and wonderful.” Heartbreaking? Could it be? Both Thomas and Bays also said that they have been planning this finale since they first started the show nine years ago.

Cristin Milioti, the actress who plays the mother, was asked about the theory, “That’s insane…There are some crazy conspiracy theories, which actually makes me really love the fans more…That’s so crazy.” This has relieved some fans but she never said that the mother doesn’t die, nor did she say that the mother was still alive.

There are also many other theories with what could be happening on the season finale, some even think that instead of the mother dying, Ted could be dying but I highly doubt that is true since Ted is the one telling his kids the story in 2030. I guess we will just have to wait until the finale to see what happens.

No matter how this show ends many fans will be devastated to see an amazing show ending. Personally, I will be bawling my eyes out on March 31st and will fail epically at trying to find a show that could possibly fill the enormous void that will be left in me and so many other fans. No matter what happens I know that the finale will legen-wait for it-DARY, so everyone should suit up and accept the challenge of watching the hour long finale of How I Met Your Mother on March 31st at 8PM Eastern Time.

The Oscars: A Night of Gowns and Pizza

The 86th Academy Awards were upon us this year and the awards were hosted by the one and only Ellen DeGeneres in Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, Los Angeles. Although, the broadcast of the Oscars was scheduled for a week before March 2, but due to a conflict between the broadcasting times with the winter olympics they moved the date. Everyone who watched the Oscars can agree that it was a great time as it should have been due to such a great year in film production. The winners included 12 Years a Slave for best picture, Matthew McConaughey for best actor in a leading role in Dallas Buyers Club, Cate Blanchett for best actress in a leading role in Blue Jasmine, and many, many more. While we congratulate all the winners we would also like to congratulate all the nominees and their amazing performances in cinema.

Although, of course there were the highlights of the night. For example, Gravity, starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney, took home 7 awards that evening including best cinematography, best directing, best film editing, etc. Also, there were amazing performances by Pharrell Williams, Karen Orzolek, U2, Pink, Bette Midler, and Idina Menzel whose song “Let it Go” won best original song. Although, John Travolta did mispronounce her name before she went up to perform, but he is sincerely sorry and that’s all that matters. And there were so many more such as Lupita Nyong’o’s beautiful speech, and oh, yeah, the pizza guy. Unexpected delivery! Who says you can’t get famous over night?

Edgar Martirosyan, the now infamous pizza deliveryman, had no idea that he was going to be delivering his pizza to the stars of Hollywood that Sunday night. Martirosyan, had originally thought that he was delivering the pizza to a group of writers and producers at the Dolby Theatre. However, as he was waiting backstage, Ellen DeGeneres, who was hosting the Academy Awards, asked him to follow her up onstage. The day after, he was on her show, where she gave him a whopping tip of $1,000 for the pizza. Big Mama’s and Papa’s Pizzeria, the pizzeria at which Martirosyan is co-owner (and apparent deliveryman) has seen a considerable influx in business–most likely due to the free advertising that it got by Ellen featuring it at the Oscars and her show.

Of the whole affair, Martirosyan said that it was all “really crazy”, and that “[he] didn’t know it was going to be something [like] this.”

Martirosyan, the famed Oscars pizza man, poses with host Ellen DeGeneres.

Bills Offseason

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The Bills made headlines when they made the decision not to use their franchise tag on their three time pro bowl safety Jarius Byrd. Since becoming a free agent, Byrd has agreed to a six-year deal worth $54 million with the New Orleans Saints. The average is nine million dollars a year, which is the same price that would have cost the Bills to franchise tag him. The franchise tag is a one year contract that teams are allowed to use on any of their pending free agents. However, it is normally reserved for the top players because it pays them around what the top tier of players at their respective position make. While many people around the league thought that the Bills were all but certain to use the franchise tag on Byrd, there’s a reason why they didn’t. The flaw with Byrd is that he is slow; his 40-yard dash time is a 4.68, compared to the Bills’ safety Aaron Williams who runs a 4.55. There were only two defensive backs in this year’s combine that had slower times than Byrd. Plus Byrd does have the ability to intercept the ball although he does run the risk of interfering with a game changing pass interference call. In his career (all with the Bills) he has recorded 9, 1, 3, 5, and 4 interferences per season. That’s an average of 4.4 a year, which is good, but his interceptions are a bit a of a fluke. In 2013, three of his interceptions were on poorly thrown balls with him being in the right place at the right time. Sub him out with an average safety in the league and you get one less interception, same tackling ability, and 4 million dollars. The question is, is five million dollars worth one interception. The Bills front office didn’t think so. If a team is smart they would go deep on man coverage against Byrd every time and have big plays after big plays. This strategy would make Byrd unworthy of the franchise tag and the money he’s making, there’s a good bet that he will be released before his contract is up. The Bills are better off investing the money into two solid players as oppose to one big player like Byrd.

Men’s Hockey Remains Cool After Olympics Upset

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Canada became the first repeat men’s hockey champion in 20 years and the first undefeated team since 1984 when they took gold in men & women’s hockey in the Sochi games. Sweden took second and Finland the bronze, with the US men’s team coming in fourth. While the American women fared better, taking second place, they still weren’t able to edge their Canadian counterparts, who received the gold. Switzerland received the women’s bronze medal.

The U.S. men’s performance in Sochi was widely regarded as a big disappointment, especially during the bronze-medal match against Finland where they lost 5-0. Both teams were favorites for medals this year. The women’s gold medal match was far less lopsided; they were leading until the last three and a half minutes of the gold-medal game when Canada’s Marie-Philip Poulin managed to overcome American goalie Jessie Vetter to get the gold. To make matters worse, the puck bounced off defenseman Kacey Bellamy’s knee to get into the net for a goal that halved the American lead. The loss was so devastating for the Americans that they began crying on the ice after the game.

“We were up by two goals. It’s just heartbreaking and shocking that we didn’t win the game. It’s just like a dream,” said US forward Kelli Stack.

Skrillex Announces New Album

After a long dormancy in 2012 and most of 2013, Skrillex has finally begun to release the bulk of his new material. Starting with his “Try It Out EP” and International remix in October, his new songs show an interesting maturity in his sounds after experimenting with several genres such as house, trap, dubstep, moombahton and techno. The new album “Recess,” is far more diverse, and features more artists than any of his other albums from the past. It’s time to say goodbye to his era of monster growls and such.

Skrillex (Sonny Moore) is famous for not telling the full truth about his release dates. In January 2013, the artist claimed that his new, full length solo album would be ready for release by the summer. Later in the spring of that year, he announced in an interview that “more music [was] coming, and lot of it [was coming] at once.” When summer finally arrived, no works were released under the name “Skrillex.” Instead, Sonny collaborated with Alexander Ridha and MISHKA that summer, releasing only four new songs, three under the name “Dog Blood”, and one under the name “Skrocle.” Throughout the rest of 2013, it was announced that Sonny was collaborating with a large number of people, including but not limited to the Ragga Twins, Diplo, G-Dragon, CL, Kill the Noise, and Fatman Scoop. When a fan asked the Ragga Twins about the release date of their collaborations, Ragga Twins responded, saying they would be released on New Year’s Day (2014). Personal accounts of people who met Skrillex and the Ragga Twins in person also claimed that the Ragga Twins announced the release date to be the first day of 2014, right in front of Skrillex. On New Year’s Day, however, nothing happened.

The train of hype had died down until March 8th, when Skrillex changed his website to feature a small alien that would play samples of his new songs when clicked on. All of these songs had been played live several times before this, filling the web with heavily distorted, barely audible recordings of the new album tracks. The site also advertised Sonny’s app, titled “Alien Ride,” which was a game that featured several countdown timers. All timers were set to end in 30 minute intervals of each other. On the evening of March 10, the app allowed users to stream one song after another with the 30 minute intervals between each track. Finally, all 11 tracks of his forthcoming debut album, “Recess.” had been unleashed onto the internet.

Although the album contains most of his new works, several VIP’s (variations in production) of old songs were debuted live, but were not featured in it. These tracks include Kyoto VIP, First of the Year VIP, Bangarang VIP, Breakn’ a Sweat VIP, and Levels VIP vs. Cinema (Long Intro), all of which except First of the Year VIP are better than the original tracks (in my opinion. tbh the original was pretty bad but the VIP is even worse). Many fans were also disappointed to find that older unreleased songs were not on the album. (e.g. Voltage, Voltage (ft. Nero ver.), Voltage VIP, Bug Hunt, etc.)

The track on the album most worth mentioning is a song entitled “Stranger ft. KillaGraham from Milo and Otis and Sam Dew,” as it will be used in the soundtrack for the upcoming movie, Divergent. “All Is Fair In Love and Brostep” is also worth some discussion. After Zomboy released his Reanimated EP, several fans and critics pointed out that one track, “Terror Squad” closely resembled a new song that Skrillex had earlier streamed on BBC radio labeled as “Untitled DJ Tool.” Although Terror Squad only has a few things in common with Skrillex’s “Untitled DJ Tool,” a section of “All Is Fair In Love and Brostep” is almost identical to Zomboy’s Terror Squad. Several fans believed that this was an act of revenge against Zomboy, but tweets from both artists reveal that Skrillex’s copycat song was nothing more than a joke. The title of the song also suggests that “all is fine” between the two artists.

No Walls No Problem

When someone I meet who doesn’t go to East asks me about my school, I always begin by saying “Well, we don’t have walls…” which always provokes the raising of eyebrows and a frenzy of questions about how I can concentrate, how students aren’t distracted, and the like. I honestly reply that “I don’t notice it that much,” because I honestly have gotten so conditioned to the living (schooling?) situation that it’s not something that I dwell on.

I didn’t realize how unique our situation was until I shadowed our sister schools, Williamsville South and North, in 2011 and 2013 for Inter-High. I felt contained, almost claustrophobic, as I sat in classes bounded by four walls and felt stifled when I learned that to go to the bathroom, one needed to ask for a pass. At Williamsville South, to be able to leave your assigned lunchroom during your lunch period (notice it’s a lunch period, not a “free” period as we have at East), you had to get a pass pre-signed (unless you were given privileges as an upperclassman). The same went for North. To be able to go to the library at North, you have to get a pass signed by the teacher whose work you will be working on during the class. I’ve heard stories from my friends at North who have even told me that their study hall teachers call the library to make sure you are actually there during the period! It felt eerie, almost Transit-esque (remember the days when we had to ask for permission to go to class, sign out of said class, grab pass, leave pass on desk outside bathroom, sign into bathroom, go to bathroom, get your pass, sign out of bathroom, then sign back into class?).

Even East’s scheduling sets it apart from the other district school. When we don’t have a science lab, we get a “clinic” period where we are free to go to the library, Commons, or to talk to a teacher to go over homework or material before a test. At Williamsville North, since students cannot roam about freely during free (study hall, lunch, whatever you want to call it) periods, the school operates on a 6 day system in lieu of a 2 day one (this accounts for one science lab every six days with a study hall on the other days). Seeing that I can’t even remember if it’s an A or B day (and find myself forgetting that I have gym half the time), I’m quite sure that it’s a blessing that our schedule allows for teacher and student freedom the way it does.

So much on our experience at East is based on the fact that we do not have walls. The staff at East depends on students to be where they are supposed to be, giving them independence to roam about during free periods. Instead of checking every student walking around the hall for a pass, teachers assume that students in a class will not be wandering about and that these walking students are students in free periods. We’re given the independence to decide what we are going to do with our free time and to budget it (say eat in the commons with friends for 15 minutes, walk to the math clinic to ask Ms. Yermas about last night’s homework for 10 minutes, then spend 20 minutes in the library studying for today’s bio quiz), making us much more prepared for the complete freedom that college will give us in four short years (or for the Class of 2014, 3 seemingly long, but relatively short months).

To me, East’s lack of walls is not only literal, but symbolic. It’s this idea that our school gives our students the freedom to choose— to choose to listen to your teacher in class instead of having wandering ears, to choose to use your free period to work instead of walk around the hallway and distract math classes, to choose to ask for help instead of being handed it. The idea of constructing walls hurts my mind too much (as does the idea that we’re getting bigger lockers— what if the next class of freshmen begin to take after their other Williamsville school counterparts, carrying purses to class because they can depend on hoarding all their books and notebooks in their humungous lockers??!).

Having walls at East would make it un-East. How else would you start a conversation with a stranger about your school? Without walls, teachers can collaborate with each other in clinics, and you can see that teachers connect and have built relationships with each other within their departments as well as with other teachers in completely different fields (I’m pretty sure I see Mr. Kryder in the music department with Dr. Schewann just as much as I see him in the English clinic, and Mr. Huber and Mrs. Williams co-advised Unity in Diversity before Mrs. Williams moved to California). By boxing them into rooms with concrete (or dry) walls, this environment of cross-curricular friendship and bonding will deteriorate, having walls literally built between teachers.

Though few of us attribute our mindsets towards education to the open classroom model at East, I really think that we underestimate how much we have been taught in a cross-curricular manner. In the music wing, students in all ensembles and music theory classes write a composition for the annual district Poetry, Music, Dance, and Art Celebration that correspond to poems that English students submitted earlier in the year, and I’ve made several comparisons between history and English classes, like when I connected Kennedy’s response to the Birmingham Campaign to Heaney’s essays on Northern Ireland. We learn about chi-squared tests in AP Statistics and perform a real chi-squared test in AP Biology. We’ve learned how to not learn information in boxes in our brains, but instead to let the information make connections outside of that classroom.

Currently I’m living in this state of uncomfort whenever I walk up the secret staircase and see Mr. Nogowski’s classroom boarded up within walls. I can’t imagine an East building without walls, and I doubt anyone else can, either. But I’m not going to despair– the current renovations are only building walls where they already existed, so here’s to more years of being wall free.

Renovation Station: An Update

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An East student recently walking through the third floor Social Studies area may notice one glaring difference about it-the apparent lack of a third floor Social Studies area. Cordoned off by stark gray walls and a big “WARNING: CONSTRUCTION” sign, this space is the first to be worked on as East undergoes some of its biggest renovations since its original construction.

Mr. Scanzuso, the assistant principal, walked us through the changes:

“The new renovations are going to take place in a couple of places over a 2 year period. The 3rd, 2nd, and 1st floor are all getting new ceiling tiles. The 3rd and 2nd floors will be replacing lockers and floors, meaning new carpeting. And in heavily trafficked areas (hallways) of the 2nd and 3rd floors, there will be rubberized tile instead of carpet. It will still be quiet, but more durable–the rug won’t wear out.

During the year, the Social Studies classrooms (305-310) and later on the math classrooms (301.302, 303) will be renovated. Over the summer, the rest of the third floor except for the science wing will be renovated. On the third floor, classrooms in math and social studies with windows will receive new walls that cannot be slid out because our current ceiling tile system that supports this is outdated. Next year, the entire second floor will be renovated. The science wings on the 2nd and 3rd floors have already been renovated and are exempt from the current process.

The plumbing will be updated in lavatories–sinks and toilets will be replaced.

Because of these renovations, there will be no summer school at East for the next two years.”

The most striking change that’s resulting from these renovations is the replacement of the third floor’s sliding walls with actual walls. You heard it here first, folks. East is getting walls.

The construction process itself also temporarily displaced many of the Social Studies teachers, a fact that some are none too happy about. (Mr. Nogowski’s constant, loud complaints about his room change may be one indicator.) When asked about the renovations’ effects on teaching, Psychology and Global teacher Mrs. Bailey says, “Because teachers will have to change the classroom area, [the construction] may be a temporary distraction to the students. But it will only last a short time and can be overcome.”

Students’ and teachers’ reactions to the renovations range from excitement to indifference to absolute outrage.

Mrs. Bailey confesses that she’s “not a big fan” of the changes, stating, “I like being able to change the structure of the area if a situation arose in the classroom. Also the carpeted squares are nice to fix stains, but how well it wears can only be tested with time. In this open environment, carpets are necessary.”

Senior Peter Kazmierczak expressed dismay at construction of permanent walls, saying, “Through the years, I really came to love the no walls theme. When I get a haircut and the hair stylist asks where I go, I’ve always said ‘Williamsville East: the school without walls!’ It’s a shame future classes won’t be able to say the same when they go to get haircuts. No walls meant experiencing the power of Nogo first hand freshman year during Global… while being in the class next to his. No walls meant unexpected pop-ins by Mr. Harnick in Redmond’s classes after one of our students accidentally banged his head on the divider and Redmond was compelled to knock back. Those special interactions make it worthwhile.”

(To clarify, East won’t necessarily be adding new walls, just reinforcing the old ones so they don’t slide freely anymore. But the sentiment is the same.)

Across the entire United States, WIlliamsville East High School is one of the few high schools that can still boast an open classroom setup with no walls on the top two floors. This open classroom style started in the 1960’s and 70’s, when pedagogues advocated a return to the one-room school house. Educators believed that taking down interior walls would make a freer learning space and encourage more creativity in students. The open classroom design spread rapidly throughout the country (especially in elementary schools), along with ideas supporting open education, informal curriculums, and a more relaxed teaching style. The open classroom idea died down when a lagging economy, public school violence, and slipping test scores spurred a “back to the basics” movement in the late 1970’s. Suburban and urban school districts were once again dominated by traditional, walled classroom schools. Williamsville East, built in 1975, is one of the few remaining open-style schools from the “hippie” experimental education era.

For the longest time, Williamsville East has distinguished itself from other schools by its lack of walls. We pride ourselves in East’s office-like, cubicled floor plan. The renovation, though it’s changing the perception we have of East’s “no-walls” characteristic, can only serve to improve the school. Look forward to seeing some major differences around the third and second floors in the coming years.

Warriors-Lakers Trade

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On February 19th the Lakers traded Steve Blake to the Warriors for Kent Bazemore and MarShon Brooks. Blake makes about $2 million more than Bazemore and Brooks combined. All three players are free agents after this season. For the Lakers this trade is just a way to save money. Because the Lakers pay the luxury tax this trade saves them more than just the $2 million in base salary. The Lakers have almost no chance of making the playoffs this season. This trade will save them money and might improve their draft pick slightly because it makes the team worse. Since all three players are free agents after this season the Lakers will still have tons of cap room after this season. Bazemore is a restricted free agent so the Lakers could sign him as a backup point guard but it seems unlikely they would spend big money on him. This trade also doesn’t affect the Warriors long term because Blake is a free agent at the end of the season although the Warriors don’t have major cap space until the summer of 2016. The intention on the Warriors part is clear. They have needed an offensive boost for their second unit all season, and their back-up point guard play has been poor by championship contender standards. Their second unit is good defensively but it struggles mightily to score points. Steve Blake is a good ball handler. He can pass or score out of the pick and roll. He will greatly improve the Warriors second unit offensively. He is a minus defensively. He is terrible in pick and roll defense. He also frequently loses his man when guarding off the ball. Green and Barnes who will play with Blake on the second units are much better defenders and will probably guard the best offensive players on the floor for opposing teams. This might cause some additional problems because Blake will be undersized when guarding shooting guards or small forward which could lead to some good post up opportunities for opposing offenses. Acquiring Steve Blake will mean an improvement for the Warriors second unit. Golden State plays their rotation differently than some other teams. For example when James and Wade are both healthy Eric Spoelstra makes sure that one of them is always on the floor. When either James or Wade is in the game and the other isn’t they are the focal point of the offense. There is never a time when both players are on the bench, so Miami doesn’t need another player to be a huge creator and scorer off the bench; they just bring spot up shooter and defensive guys off the bench instead. Warriors head coach Mark Jackson manages his rotation differently. He plays his starting 5 of Curry, Thompson, Iguodala, Lee, and Bogut together for the majority of the game. He also plays a unit of Thompson and 4 bench guys and a unit of Curry, Iguodala, Barnes, Lee, and Bogut for the minutes that Thompson is on the bench. One of those three units is on the court the entire game. The 4 bench players that play with Thompson will be the same for an entire game. From game to game it has varied because of injuries to Warriors bench players this season and the number of point guards that have played for the Warriors this season. When playing this style of rotation all three units have to be great. If one unit is going to be on the floor for as little as 7 minutes a game in a close playoff game it cannot be bad. This is why the Warriors have made two trades this season for a backup point guard. All season the Warriors bench line up has been their biggest weakness. The problem stems from a lack of talented bench players but also from bad coaching by Mark Jackson. The Warriors bench units have been good defensively. Green, Barnes, and former point guard Tony Douglas are significantly above average wing defenders. Barnes and Green are big enough to handle small forwards and undersized power forwards. When healthy Festus Ezeli and Jermaine O’Neal are both good defensive big men. They can guard in the post and rebound effectively although both lack the lateral quickness needed to play good pick and roll defense. Both players have missed a significant number of games this season but O’Neal is healthy now and Ezeli will be back in time for the playoffs. The Warriors bench is very strong defensively but on offense they can’t score points. The Warriors have attempted to solve this problem by trading for players that can score points for this bench unit. Instead Mark Jackson should just play his line ups differently. He could play two offensively gifted players like Lee and Thompson with 3 bench players. A unit like that would be very good defensively and Thompson and Lee would score enough on offensive that it wouldn’t matter that none of the bench players were good offensive players. He could then rest Thompson and Lee while playing a different lineup that featured Curry, Bogut and Igudala offensively. Curry’s ability to run pick and roll, pass, and score off the ball would be enough to lift a group of sorry offensive players. By playing some of his starters alongside the bench players for stretches throughout each game Mark Jackson could craft line ups that are solid offensively and defensively throughout the entire game. Instead Jackson has chosen to play his team in a way that has resulted in stretches of games where the Warriors are getting outscored in bunches while their starters look on from the side lines. Jackson has refused to change and now has traded for a backup point guard as if that is the way to solve this problem. In the playoffs this problem will be minimized for the Warriors as starters start to play a great number of minutes. The Addition of Steve Blake improves the Warriors, but a coaching adjustment could have done the same thing.

Rink Brouhaha Gets Out of Hand

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To anyone involved in organized sports within the last several years, it has unfortunately become more and more common to hear about parents, players, coaches, and fans losing sight of the idea that “it’s just a game.” However, to Coach John Tortarella of the Vancouver Canucks, it was about standing up for his men- even if that cost him his ability to do his job.

The starting lineup of the Calgary Flames that night consisted of the team’s most recognized bruisers, which Tortarella interpreted as an attempt by Calgary’s Coach, Bob Hartley, to injure his best players and usual starters. In response, the Canucks’ top fighters were sent out onto the ice to greet the Flames. Chaos quickly ensued only two seconds into the game and the players became involved in a full ice melee that the three officials had difficulty controlling. Luckily, they were able to finish the period before Tortarella instigated round two in the tunnels of Rogers Arena during the first intermission through his attempts to bust into the Flames’ locker room and confront Coach Hartley. Although Tortarella was restrained and turned away, Flames’ goalie coach Clint Malarchuk felt the need to stand up for his men and began tracking the retreating Tortarella before being held back himself. This time around, John Tortarella received fifteen days suspension without pay and isolation from his team during the suspension as punishment from the League.

Before the action of the eventful night of January 18th, it is important to know a little hockey history. Despite the common stereotype that all Canadians are pacifists who live to be remarkably polite in every situation, Vancouver has tarnished their previously sterling reputation in recent years. When it comes to the nation’s major pastime, Vancouverites cannot be more serious. Most sports fans will remember the infamous riots that broke out following Game Seven of the Stanley Cup in Vancouver in 2011 when the hometown Canucks lost the Hockey Holy Grail to the Boston Bruins. As early as the first period of the game, Canuck fans had begun to chant, “Let’s go riot, Let’s go riot!” and once their team’s fate had been sealed, that is exactly what they did. Mirroring the events of the 1994 riots in Vancouver when the Canucks lost in Game Seven to the New York Rangers, fans took control of the downtown area as the police used force to try and end the chaos. Cars were flipped and burned alongside Bruins and Canucks jerseys alike. People were trampled, storefronts were destroyed as their wares were stolen, and the audience of the Broadway show Wicked at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre was trapped inside when they attempted to leave the building that was located in the heart of the rioting. Needless to say, Vancouver hockey fans showed their true colors that night.

However, they are not the only ones who have a less-than-perfect record. Coach John Tortarella has also had quite the colorful past. Previously the coach of both the Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers, Tortarella built a reputation on each team as a man with a short fuse both on the bench and in front of the mic during press conferences. While with the Lightning, Tortarella was infamously harsh on his goaltenders, and even drove goalie John Grahame from the team. Then, Tortarella was trite to the point of rudeness with reporter Larry Brooks, who he finished off with an f bomb when Brooks called him out on it. Violent John emerged with the Rangers when Tortarella not only chucked a water bottle at a heckling fan, but then proceeded to attempt spearing the man with a stick through the gap in the glass that separated them. The NHL suspended him for a game. He was punished, but some questioned whether that was enough. At this point, it would seem not. Tortarella apparently did not learn his lesson or adopt a cooler head if his history has anything to do with the events of January 18th.

As keen as many are to pin the blame on the rowdy Vancouverite fan base and their fiery coach, the NHL may play a part in encouraging this kind of behavior. Any Buffalo fan will remember Captain Chris Drury and how much he meant to the Sabres. That being said, Sabres fans will also remember how terrible it was to watch their hero be pummeled to a pulp in front of their very eyes on home ice in a 2007 game versus the Ottawa Senators. The initial blow was delivered by Senator Chris Neil who sucker-punched Drury in what Sabres Coach Lindy Ruff described at the time as, “a predator-type of hit where Chris was vulnerable. Neil went out of his way to deliver a blow to Chris’ head… a deliberate attempt to put someone out.” His players agreed, and this also resulted in a fight on the ice between the opponents. Drury was out of the lineup for several games following due to concussion symptoms and a recovery period for the twenty stitches on his forehead. Buffalo fans in 2007 thought fighting and violence in hockey had gone too far that night.

Just four years later, those same fans thought a little differently- the violence had not gone far enough on November 12th, 2011 when their world-class goalie Ryan Miller received a powerful blow to the head from Milan Lucic of the Boston Bruins. Miller was diagnosed with a concussion, and his teammates did not do anything to avenge their fallen keeper. The fans were outraged and felt that the Sabres had betrayed their poor goalie by not standing up for him and fighting back. Their cries became more bloodthirsty as they discovered Lucic would not be brought to justice by the NHL, who had determined that the hit was not intended to cause Miller any harm. Lindy Ruff fueled the fire by admitting his disappointment in his men for not defending their teammate and angrily avoiding the media the next day. Buffalo General Manager Darcy Regehr filled in for Ruff, stating, “You want to stick up for one another and be there for one another. Do I think we could have done a better job of that? Yeah. Yeah, I do.”

This is the atmosphere into which the situation in Calgary came to be. It is a violent culture that the NHL has adopted, that is hard to deny. The fans call for blood and are entertained by the fighting, their kids are raised around the violence so they come to view it as just another part of the game, these kids become players who carry out the violence on the ice, and the players become coaches who condone-if not demand- this sort of action from their players. However, it seems as though the NHL and its affiliates realize this and wish to save face, as demonstrated by Colin Campbell’s remarks on the recent brawl. “Mr. Tortorella’s actions in attempting to enter the Calgary Flames locker room after the first period were both dangerous and an embarrassment to the League,” said Colin Campbell, senior vice president of hockey operations, in a statement. “Coaches in the NHL bear the responsibility of providing leadership, even when emotions run high, and Mr. Tortorella failed in his responsibility to the game.” These words beg the question of sincerity, as it is difficult to believe that these are the NHL’s true feelings on the issue when men like Tortarella speak out of both sides of their mouth, as well. “I thought my players responded tremendously,” said Tortorella. “Listen – it shouldn’t be in the game, that stuff. I don’t want it in the game. But I have to protect my team, too. So all the pundits, all the people pissing and moaning, they don’t have a clue what a locker-room’s about. They don’t understand the whole circumstance involved in that type of situation.” If what they are doing is protecting the current bloodthirstiness of the hockey culture, can they be blamed? Hockey is supposedly entertainment, and the fans ultimately determine how they prefer to be entertained. Thus, excited reactions on social media that giddily compare the fighting between Vancouver and Calgary to WWE matches may make the players, coaches, and commissioners think they are doing something right, despite their supposed disapproval of the situation. It may be justified, it may just be an integral part of the game. In the end, it will be up to the fans to decide whether they can, should, or want to take the fight out of hockey.

Michael Sam Comes Out

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Michael Sam recently made headlines as coming out as gay football player that will most likely be drafted in May which will make him the first openly gay player in the NFL. I feel like this will either been blown out of proportion or not a story when the season came around. I think it would be beneficial for Sam to go to a more liberal state where there won’t be idiotic fans to scream out slur after slur, and there would be fans that cheer louder for him. The thing that I think is the most disturbing about this is the comments of Sam’s father saying it bothered him and he did want to have his grand kids raised in this environment. This man has nine kids three of which are dead, three more in prison, two I don’t know where there are, and a couragous son that has a college education and will be playing for a NFL team and he is the son that you have a problem with. So you would rather have you grand kids raised with no father instead of two? Someone is really an idiot or wanted his 15 minutes of fame. Michael Sam if you by some way are reading this know that you don’t need a person like that in your life until he comes crawling to you apologizing for what he said, but seriously what a jerk. Which is why part of me wants to see him go to the redskins or the cowboys, but I actually think he is a pretty good guy so I hope he doesn’t. What ever religion or political views on this issue you have to at least acknowledge it was beyond brave of him to come out. That’s why this will be a huge story or no story like Manti Te’o and his “girlfriend” who was actually a fake Facebook profile being run by a gay man for those not familiar with it was last year. Which was almost as bad as his performance in the BCS title game. Calm down Notre Dame fans you still have 11 titles and Joe Montana to shove in to everyone’s face. Congrats! Anyways Missouri was more than capable of functioning last year and Sam was the best defensive player in the best conference that’s why in think this is a positive thing for Sam and if a team can embrace him fully there won’t be anything to talk about espn. Don’t worry there’s gonna still be Clowney and Manziel to talk about all year long. (Clowney and Sam played the same position in the same conference) Can we put RG3, Manziel, Sam, Jonathan Martin, Richie Incognito, Aaron Hernadaz, and Richard Sherman on one team, coached, managed, and owned by Jerry Jones and his partner the ghost of George Steinbrenner and watch it self implode for fun. The point that I’m trying to make before my ad took over is that Michael Sam, I respect you, and hope this isn’t a big story.